What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 29.06.2025 00:12

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why does cocaine makes me want to dress up and get fuck
Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
Still no good.
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Unacceptable again!
No go.
No, not a chance
Have you ever seen a woman having sex with a dog?
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
Qui eaque occaecati facere et.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
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Hysterias & Posteriors
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Which screenshot of Hollywood can get 1002 upvotes?
Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Nuts and Butts
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
So they tried