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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 00:12

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why does cocaine makes me want to dress up and get fuck

Thumbs down again.

Next, they tried...

Still no good.

iPadOS 26 Expands Stage Manager to These iPad Models - MacRumors

Unacceptable again!

No go.

No, not a chance

Have you ever seen a woman having sex with a dog?

Catatonics & High Colonics

No way

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Cosmic Crash Course: Supercomputer Captures the Birth of a Black Hole in 1.5 Seconds - SciTechDaily

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Loons and Moons

Another attempt resulted in ...

Do you think the TikTok controversy played a role in ByteDance's plan to spend over $12 billion on AI in 2025?

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Minds and Behinds

Qui eaque occaecati facere et.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

New body size database for marine animals is a “library of life” - Ars Technica

They put up a sign reading

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good

If Russia needs the resources to fund the war in Ukraine, why doesn’t it throw open its doors to visa free western tourism? Enough people would be interested, & it would start to get some hard currency as €, CHF, £, SEK, $, JPY in the tills at shops.

So, the docs changed it to read

Hysterias & Posteriors

What Happens to Your Blood Pressure When You Eat Grapefruit Every Day? - Verywell Health

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

share office space ...

Freaks and Cheeks

Which screenshot of Hollywood can get 1002 upvotes?

Then came..

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Nuts and Butts

Subway owner buys popular chicken chain in $1 billion deal - PennLive.com

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Just Forget it!

So they tried

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